Warning to Dog Owners (Humor)
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WARNING TO ALL DOG OWNERS!!
Warning to all dog owners: Watch your dog!
The State Highway Patrol in conjunction with the FBI has issued a warning advising all dog owners to keep their dogs indoors until further notice. Dogs are being picked off one at a time on an almost continual basis throughout the city. They are falling in great numbers. Police in the city advise all dog owners not to walk their dogs – KEEP THEM INDOORS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE!
Beware!
Funny New Crossbreeds
Have you heard about the new dog cross-breeds?
They crossed a Collie and a Lhasa Apso. The new breed is a Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport.
They crossed a Spitz and a Chow-Chow. The new breed is a Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot.
They crossed a Pekingese and a Lhasa Apso. The new breed is Peekasso, an abstract dog.
They crossed a Labrador Retriever and a Curly Coated Retriever. The new breed is a Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of laboratory researchers.
They crossed a Pointer and a Setter. The new breed is a Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet.
They crossed a Irish Water Spaniel and a English Springer Spaniel. The new breed is a Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean.
They crossed a Newfoundland and a Basset Hound. The new breed is a Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors
They crossed a Bloodhound and a Labrador. The new breed is a Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly.
They crossed a Malamute and a Pointer. The new breed is a Moot Point, owned by….oh, well, it doesn’t really matter.
They crossed a Collie and a Malamute. The new breed is a Commute, a dog that travels to work.
They crossed a Deerhound and a Terrier. The new breed is a Derriere, a dog that’s true to the end.
They crossed a Bull Terrier and a ShihTzu. The new breed is a uhh, I’ll get back to you on that…..
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Guess the Breed #48 – An exotic breed from Brazil
This remarkable specimen comes to us from one of our friends in Brazil. This 4-legged creature was photographed at the Brazilian Dog Carnival. Guess the breed (or species?)
No more calls, we have a wiener! We had some funny guesses on this one, but the winner has to be one of our members who guessed that this cute little guy is a Brazilian Tongue Terrier!
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Goofy Holiday Dog Costumes
We’d love to see your dog pictures!!
We need something to replace these silly doggie costume pictures. Please send us any holiday pictures of your furry friends. Just nothing with schnauzers dressed up as holiday doctors, OK?
From time to time, in a moment of weakness, we have been known to give away free DNA test kits for really good dog pictures.
The Infamous Doggie Long Legs
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